Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.
Mitch Albom (via zodiaccity)
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
(via sprauncy)
Source: candymandie
Source: batmon
Source: mylesperhour
Source: avatarparallels
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
(via winglight116)
Source: beyonces-butt
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
(via 19-yearslater)
Source: grrrlfever
Source: yugoswagic
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
(via iwasoutforstars)
Source: peevesies
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
(via grandiosemelody)
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(via 19-yearslater)
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Betsy. 18. Nerdfighter. Democrat. AtLA/LoK, Harry Potter, Barack Obama, and anything I find amusing. Background image courtesy of ghostshell.
